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Originally Posted by Heel n Toe
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they are lurking behind every corner in farm country.
i coming over a crest in Normandy Bocage coming from Le Mans with the Cayman.. I'm sure they heard me coming from miles away going up and over the crest and valleys.
I always made sure to slow down at the crest, cause well you don't know what's behind it.. But you do get surprised and wonder if they had a speed trap somewhere behind you.
Got out, polite, good morning, papers in hand
stood there pigeon toed.
Luckily it was just alcohol and obviously I was sober.
blow in ther breathalizer , clean as a wistle
Cop leans in, browbeating,
"La vitesse est
cinquante sur cet route."
Oui messieur
bien compris.
Allez bonne route.
merci et bonne journe
And you may think you can outrun their little ****box car.. and you'de be right
But you can't outrun the BMW bike they have ready behind the ****box car !