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Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 19,491
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Listen. Ever since I got the vaccine (2 part Pfizer if you're interested) I can't even walk past the knife rack; ever see the movie "Carrie"?
In addition, if I need to scratch an itch anywhere in proximity to where I got the jab, it's important that I don't accidentally tap out a certain sequence (same as S-O-S in morse code) because if I do, the garage door opens, the car starts and black helicopters are hovering above my house. I'm assuming this is because of the electronic chip (thank you, Bill Gates) in the vaccine.
Even with these minor inconveniences, I'm glad I got the shot. The peace of mind that comes with the vax is better than getting or giving covid-19.
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