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Originally Posted by widebody911
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My brother has been, and still hunts deer, for 50+ years. On occasion he has a FNG want to learn a few tips to be a better hunter so he asks to tag along. Deer droppings look much like chocolate covered raisins. He has pocketed a handful of chocolate covered raisins and when he sees some deer droppings pretends to pick one up, but of course it is just a chocolate covered raisin. He eats that and tilts his head, and chews it a while before swallowing. He then proclaims something like that is a 120 pound doe that had a single fawn this year and they have been eating a lot of acorns, so we should go towards the oak trees to find her and her herd.
The new guy just stands there with his mouth open and then my brother hands him a real deer turd and asks if he wants to try it. Of course back at camp the FNG tells everyone about the crazy dude that eats deer droppings and knows it was a doe.
