Bill O'Reilly will never be depressed. He is too stupid for such sensitivity. After listening to him (for the first time) yesterday on a job, I think that he straddles the line of being a comedian, but not funny because of too much self-importance. Still funny in an unintentional way, though.
Kerry? He'll do I guess. His wife will make Hillary Clinton look like a typical First Lady, though. She's a biatch. Appreciate the wind-up, smiling robot Laura Bush while you can, folks.