yup. they did.
You want a rant?
I went in to buy some shirts. Staff wouldn't let me try them on due to covid.
Lazy bastards.
So I went online. Ordered shirts I knew fit from past experience.
They didn't fit. Seems murica got all fat so the shirts got upsized. My new 15.5 collars were larger than my previous 16 collars (fit more like 17)
I compared them all - the new ones to the old ones- in real life. The 15.5 are bigger than the 16, which didn't help since I just lost a bunch of weight.
So I called JosABanks tech support.
They asked me one question with autoreply "are you 50 or older"
I didn't reply
They asked again "are you 50 or older"
"Great- I thought, I have to respond, as they are not providing a person to talk to. Maybe... just maybe... as a 50 year old, I will get better service"
Nope.
I must have been smoking something out of a pipe that could catch my hair on fire.
They patched me through to a life alert scam
"Have you been hurt?" They asked.
"I'm sorry, I must have called the wrong number" I replied. "I am trying to reach JosABanks."
"No- We are JosABanks" they replied. We are here to offer you lifealert. You know.. the alert button you can wear around your neck...."
I would like to talk to JosABanks....
Yes, but first we need to talk life alert....
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE ****ING KIDDING ME" I replied.
FLIP PHONE HANGS UP.......... (yeah, I flip phone smacked em'"
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This weekend I will drive 150 miles to Charles Tyrwhitt english mofo in NOVA for my dress shirts you ***** .
I'm going to let ppot *** out my properly spelled cuss words. **** that ****!
Seeing that my favorite JosABanks store in Hilton Head got overrun by their buyout company "mens whorehouse" and then went out of business, I wish them the best.
Put the life alert around their own necks biatches!