[Nader]

Ready for the fastest joke in the world?

*Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.*

Now on to junkfood:
Question 1) If you had a little junk food arena, and made junk food fight it out like ultimate fighting contests, who would be grand champion? I'm thinking it would be a close fight between McDonald's fries and Krispy Kreme choc. glazed donuts. In the snack chips class, it would be between Cool Ranch Doritos and Original Fritos.

Question 2) Is there anything in this world better than Applebee's all you can eat riblet baskets?

Question 3) What ever happened to: Frankenstuff (hotdogs with Hormel chili built right in) and Micromagic microwave fries?

Question 4) Does anyone actually like the taste of Hooter's buffalo wings?