[sammyg2]

I worked at a gas station in high school and one day a guy came in and said his engine sounded funny.
No sheet, I could hear the clatter from 20 feet.

Opened the hood and saw a rag stuffed into the hole where the oil cap was supposed to go.
I said that's no good. He said he just put that rag in there, the rag he had in there before disappeared.

The car had zero oil pressure and I couldn't help but wonder if the engine are the rag.