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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NW Lower Michigan
Posts: 30,084
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If the wife doesn't want to cut the tree down, you can always accidently burn it down by inadvertently dumping a couple gallons of fuel oil around the base and trying out that cool lighter you happened to find right next to it.
Or go on a couple days vacation and forget to cancel the tree and stumpgrinder appt. somebody scheduled on the same exact days.
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