[WOODPIE]

In my editorial cartoon mind, I see Bush as a circus juggler. He's spinning plates on sticks, swinging hoops around his wrists and ankles, and has four or five pins in mid-air. He has to keep all this going perfectly for nine months.

His only other option is a fireworks display; the audience will be so captivated by that, they'll likely not see him dropping a plate or two.

Hell, M. Lukovich probably has it going to press tomorrow....

Ed