This sad sack lives near me, slowly rotting away at the curb. Hasn't moved one inch since I've lived here, at least 6 or 7 years... I walk or cycle by it frequently. I'm sure at this point it's just a parts car; lots of visible rust so I can just imagine the hidden horrors that it hides....
It does have the little wipers for the headlights - does any option from Germany make you chuckle as much as these do?