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When I watch a Formula 1 grid all go at once when the green light comes on, I can only imagine how nice that would be if my fellow commuters were as on the ball. Instead we have the slinky, with the phones, and you just know you’re going to be 2 cars back when the light recycles.

Here in NY, there’s often two horn profiles: the “toot” the instant the light goes green to signify to pay attention, and the 3 second eff-you blast when they’re clearly on the phone.