[Rick Lee]

Closest I came to having mice in the car was on the way home from the pet store. They had a sale on gerbils, which have nice protein-rich skin and fur. I love walking into a pet store and interrupting a kid playing with the rodents. "Excuse me. I'll that one and that one and that one." These damned gerbils chewed out of the box while I was driving home and started crawling around my feet while I was shifting. Getting them out of the car was a real b!itch too. I sure enjoyed watching them get squeezed until their eyes filled with fluid and popped. Rats put up more of a fight, but sometimes he grabs them just right and you can hear their spine snap and then they just go limp and suffer a slow asphyxiation. Muahahahahaha.....