This afternoon I was in town again. The sign still hasn't been changed!
You could have heard my eyes roll from inside the building.
Come to think of it, last winter I opened a set by saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight the part of (name on the sign) will be played by me, Les. Of course if they think the show sucked, they might blame it on the guy whose name they read on the sign outside.

If you guys don't tone down some of the set suggestions, I won't be able to use any of them. Maybe I should write something...
Best
Les