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Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 19,425
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Old age. You gotta be tough. Time to harden up.
I'm old, I used to drink to excess and the plumbing is held together with rags and duct tape. A larger than average prostate that bears watching to make sure it doesn't decide to become cancerous.
Not so fun fact; a prostate exam is not done visually.
Some days I might pee 30 times, some days 4 or 5.
Fortunately I usually sleep thru the night, so I have that going for me.
(On a related note I'm on the 3 year plan for colonoscopy because they keep finding small benign polyps.
At least I hope they're benign this time around. I'll know in a week or two. Wish me luck.)
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