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Originally Posted by herr_oberst
What, drinking a gallon of liquid that makes you want to gag and then 2 hours on the throne isn't on your list of fun things to do?
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My last colonoscopy I went to the doctors office and picked up his day of food in a box. It had some powdered dink mix, and oatmeal for breakfast, soup for lunch, and aa afternoon snack and lots more powered drink to just add water. Nothing bad tasting. Oh yea, a handful of pills to take to um get things moving.
The best part, when I wake up from the procedure he tells me the results, but I am so foggy I never remember what he says, except the part where he puts me under doctors orders to fart as often as I can. He never puts a time limit on that, so I am still under orders to let em rip!