[Bob Kontak]

Flew from Joplin, MO to Ohare Thursday and liked the stewardess.

Close to my age. Easy to look at and friendly. I'm just as pleasant as I can be and she notices.

I'm thinking I need to meet a lady like that around home.

On the way out of the jet she puts her hand on my shoulder at the door and says in an endearing way, "You remind me of my father".

Please just kill me.