Well this thread has derailed...
When I started work at the tender age of 2yrs old I'd go to bed 2hrs after I got up to start work down a mine with only by bare hands to dig with, working 29hrs a day to earn frequent beatings, only food was leftover coal/rocks and 25 of us lived in a shoe
Then I got a job in F1 and life is just all super models, champagne and parties