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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas
Another one.
Many years ago she said she was going to wash her car and did I want the Porsche washed. I said "Yes, thanks. But be careful not to drag the hose over the car as sand sticks to the hose and scratches the paint."
The car parking area is just sand. I came out five minutes later and there she was with the wet hose dragged over the car washing the other side. With her limited attention span all she could bear to listen to was the "yes" part of the sentence. So I had big scratches all over a previously perfect paint job.
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YOU did that to YOUR Porsche.
YOUR fault !!
The correct answer , when she asked was
"Was just thinking of washing the Porsche myself, i'll wash yours too, you just have a lie down"