|
Retired in Georgia
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Marietta, Georgia
Posts: 1,401
|
Joe goes on a 'singles' ocean cruise and supermodel Cindy Crawford is making an appearance. Ship hits a storm and sinks, Joe makes to a nearby island, and discovers he and Cindy are the only survivors. After a week or so of hoping for rescue, they agree to set-up house and become a couple. A few weeks later, he is depressed...
Cindy: What's the matter dear? You look down.
Joe: Well, I'm totally happy with our life together, but sometimes I miss my buddies.
Cindy: Well, how about I pretend to be one for you? I did some acting...
Joe: Really? That would be great! Okay, you pretend to be my buddy Ralph.
Cindy: Okay, let's see. "Um, so hey Joe, what's going on?"
Joe: Ralph! You'll never guess who I'm banging!
__________________
I've got five kids, an Italian wife, and I (used to) write about lawn mowers. You think you have problems?
-Robert Coats
|