[Robert Coats]

An older woman is begging her daughter to let her young son to come visit her in Miami Beach. The mom is reluctant, but the woman insists; "I'll watch him really close. You won't have to worry." So, she picks the kid up and they head out for a day at the beach. They are walking along, when a freak wave sweeps the boy out into the water. The woman cries, "Oh Lord, please give me back my grandson! I'll pray to you every day, and give more the church!" Another wave quickly washes the unharmed boy back on shore. The woman looks him over carefully, then arms folded, looks up to the sky and says "He had a hat!"