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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
Posts: 19,481
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Had to be narcotics.
I was flying home from an event on Monday, and I saw something unusual.
When I boarded the plane, there was a guy sitting on the aisle seat with a face that was literally beet-red. His expression was absolutely normal, and I had noticed him at the gate a few minutes earlier, and he looked fine, but, boy-howdy, there on the airplane he looked like an alien from another planet, or a Nebraska fan on his way home from the rivalry game.
I'm assuming he took some sort of drug because airplane travel made him nervous?
Does anyone know if there's an anti-anxiety drug that makes your skin bright red like cooked beets?
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