[anh911]

I was driving cross country from LA to Ohio in a Lotus Esprit. As i was trying to take my jacket off and drive at the same time I saw a Missouri Trooper and couldn't slow down enough to avoid a 85mph ticket. The guy was a comedian and told me I was 50 miles from the state line and 15 minutes from the station. I was to go there directly and pay my fine or I could try to make the state line. He would radio in the "escape" in 20 minutes. When I got to the station the other troopers were grilling dogs and burgers and fed me after I paid.