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Ubi bene ibi patria
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: For the most part, in my garage.
Posts: 2,531
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Putin visits a fortune teller and asks her what will happen in the near future. She says; "I see you riding in a limousine through a large crowd, the people are happy, laughing and cheering, jumping for joy, hugging each other and all have big smiles on their faces!"
Putin asks her; "Am I waving at them?"
No she says, the coffin is closed!"
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“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not - both are equally terrifying” ― Arthur C. Clarke
"As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for freedom." - Pythagoras
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