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Imagine the worst thing that could ever happen while you're doing a bit of DIY on a 20 foot ladder. Now, multiply it by about 15 and we present to you, Bryce Mitchell.

The undefeated UFC fighter has given his account of the disaster he had to contend with after an electric drill got tangled up with his testicles.

The 23-year-old told how he 'ripped his nutsack in half' (NICE IMAGE, thanks Bryce) while carrying out some work on his house.

At least he'll be laying off the DIY for a while. Or at least we'd like to hope, for the sake of his limbs.

The Mirror have reported that he found himself in the danger zone when he popped the drill IN HIS POCKET as he held a board above his head.

Well, there you have it - he was practically asking for the drill to switch on and say hello to his scrotum (to which it definitely obliged).

After getting things a little 'tangled up', he said he had to switch the drill to reverse and hit the button again to 'untangle' them.

That's like being on fire and having to jump in another fire to put yourself out.
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