I just remembered 2 funny ones.
#1
A cop was hiding in a bad neighborhood, he had his patrol car up behind some bushes looking at a stop sign leaving the bad high crime hood.
My wifes GF lives in there and has a teenage daughter that was having car problems, I went over with a code reader to see if I could figure it out. (Bad cam sensor) I saw the cop coming in, I forgot about him on the way out.
I rolled the stop sign, several seconds later he was behind me and lit me up. I pulled into a parking lot, windows down, engine off.
He walked up asked what I was doing, I told him, he saw the code reader on the passenger seat. Asked to see my license. I pulled it out and put my wallet on my thigh and he saw this.
He busted out laughing and asked to see it, I took it out and handed it to him. He told me to stop for stop signs from now on and let me go. He was fishing for warrants, I was not the droid he was looking for.
#2
I was driving in my work truck to my first job site in the morning, I was driving about 10 over as I usually do. A kid in a ricer Honda complete with fart pipe blasts past me at an easy 30 over. 35 MPH zone he had to be doing 65 at least. I as doing 45 and ripped by me.
Around the bend was a cop with a laser gun, I saw him turn and nail me. The road behind me was empty. He was turning to the cops just ahead to give them my speed, when I pulled up next to him and said "You got me!! Where do you need me to park?" He laughed and told me to pull on the side road.
He walked over at that point and started chatting, saw the "Don't New York My Florida" bumper sticker and laughed at that. I asked how the stupid fart can Honda got past him and expressed my disappointment in them not nailing him. He said he had his back turned and missed him.
I was let go with a verbal warning to have a nice day.
DonDavis...
