I know you were kidding. I been hit in the head pretty hard, but not that many times.
Our pit will wait until my wife tells him he can eat. She walked away and forgot to tell him okay one time. He sat there and drooled until she came back ten minutes later. First time she went to see her folks after we got him, he ate the morning she left, then didn't eat for two days.
I pity the fool that breaks into the house if my wife is in there with those dogs. Can you imagine the mess when you pulled them off?
John, you say some whacky stuff