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Originally Posted by Ralph3.

Good luck, sorry I won’t be bidding.

Thanks. I'm trying to set the gold standard for seller responsiveness. Kind of fun. OCD pays off.

I was just thinking that I kept referring to my condition without explaining anything. The most common question is, why selling? Here it is: a video of my head's total range of motion, which is less than one degree in any direction, bearing in mind that you cannot tell in the video that I am looking down when I am sitting or standing. I can look ahead if I am on my back. Dogs bark, grown ups avert their gaze after a double-take, and small children are scared in my presence, but older children are mesmorized and inquisitive. They ask, what happened? I say, didn't eat my vegetables when I was your age. The back of my head is the top of my height, I have a million of 'em. It's all from a flawed gene pool and rare.

Had to quit dating. If they were 5'2" or less they were always saying my eyes are up here. I'd say, sweetheart, if you want me to look you in the eyes, sit on my lap or get on your knees. If they are over 5'2", they are always saying, my boobs are up here.

The bummer is that the 4-speed Ranchero with a bench seat and a shifter that I can put my entire body weight on, is not dangerously problematic like the Porsche, sitting on the floor at an angle vs sitting on a bench straight up. If I put my entire body weight onthe Porsche shifter it would break. If I wreck the Ranchero no big deal. If I wreck the Porsche, huge deal. Let someone else not wreck it.

I'll miss it for sure, try not to brag about the one that got away and hope someone buys it and drives it, it's ready. As for me, back to R1 being #1 but i can see the end of that one too. It's a straight bee-atch getting old.

Is it smiing or grimacing?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-ewLyWBoZLA