[ckissick]

No. But a long time ago while in high school, I was hanging out late one night at a Jack in the Box when a friend, Ernie, got in the drive through line. He was driving a big 4X4 truck and wearing a cowboy hat. Oh, and Ernie was about 6'-5" and weighed about 250 pounds.

Some middle aged drunk driving a beat up POS sedan got behind Ernie and started yelling obscenities at Ernie for no particular reason, other than having an apparent intense dislike of cowboys, judging by what he was saying. Ernie just ignored him until the drunk decided to ram Ernie's truck a few times, thereby destroying the front end of his 50-dollar POS against Ernie's formidable an unscathed rear bumper. Even so, Ernie had enough. He got out of his truck, threw his cowboy hat in the bed of the truck, and grabbed the drunk by the collar and pounded the drunk in the face a few times. The drunk then backed up and sped away. We all had a good laugh and Ernie got his super taco.