[Steve Carlton]

I think Chocaholic simply has ruined his life eating what he loves. The obesity, the finest Belgian chocolates, and the restraining orders at all See's Candies stores have taken their toll- his house, his marriage to Betty Crockett, and estrangement to his kids Sugar Pop and Blue Moon. I credit him with trying- the CA meetings, the Nilla Wafer attempts, the yogurt years. Still, nobody better to hang out with when getting a hot cup of strong black Joe.