[Bill Douglas]

One summer holiday there was this old git called Mick Gates. He spent all day bullying me. He said he hated Uni boys and was out to make my life hell. I'm pretty thick skinned so I let him bully me for quite some time, you know, let him be the boss. But after a while I got sick of it so I would do things to wind him up (annoy him). One day he was going berserk at me and I made him boil over. He had a heart attack and died. Then a week later the boss said we need someone with the knowledge to do Mick's work so you've got the job (and more pay) LOL