Riding along in the car one day, the lady friend started singing to the Jimmy Buffet "Margaritaville" on the radio....
"Stepped on a pop tart, blew out my flip flop...."
WHOA! WHAT? Who the hell blows out a flip flop by stepping on a pop tart?! When was the last time you saw a damn pop tart on the ground?!
So which flavor was it Baz?!