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Originally Posted by cabmandone

Nowhere on that list do I see "Put your head between your knees and kiss your sweet a.. goodbye"

I think that's a big miss.

Now, my plan is foolproof! In the event where the nukes fly I'm gonna run outside and yell at the sky "come get some beechayz" I figure I'd rather go out ins a blaze of glory.
I might even decide to burn every round of 9mm I have shooting at the sky! "He went down shootin" And I'd have Bon Jovi rockin on my earbuds!

Before I finished reading, I was going to suggest you need a 1911 to shoot at the nukes as they are incoming.