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Originally Posted by cabmandone
Nowhere on that list do I see "Put your head between your knees and kiss your sweet a.. goodbye"
Now, my plan is foolproof! In the event where the nukes fly I'm gonna run outside and yell at the sky "come get some beechayz" I figure I'd rather go out ins a blaze of glory.
I might even decide to burn every round of 9mm I have shooting at the sky! "He went down shootin" And I'd have Bon Jovi rockin on my earbuds!
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The problem is that unless you are really close to the blast, your "blaze of glory" is going to be a slow, painful death or maybe just losing some hair. Even massive doses of radiation don't kill you right away. You suffer.
We've had some electrical safety violations/events here at work lately and in the spirit of "safety messages", etc., our management sent out a story about the Demon Core. Louis Slotin worked here for awhile...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core