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Lady friend singing Jimmy Buffet:

"Stepped on a pop tart, blew out my flip flop"

Whoaaaa! Who the hell has ever stepped on a pop tart?!

College buddy listening and singing with a blues band:

"My baby got a black cap on"

Hey! Dude! It's "My baby got a BLACK CAT BONE!"

My dear friend once upon a time on a long road trip:

"We're gonna hit the Krystal drive thru for some cat heads (he's a product of the Mississippi Delta where they have cat head biscuits) and pull a Steely Dan"

Huh?

"yeah, you know, drink scotch whiskey all night long and dine behind the wheel"!