[rwest]

Farmer wins the lottery and when asked what’s he’s going to do with all the money: “ Well, I guess I’ll keep farming until the money runs out!”

Man wins the lottery and calls his wife up and says” Honey, I won the lottery, pack your bags.” Wife says, “ that’s fantastic, where are we going?” Man says “ I don’t care where you go, just don’t be home when I get there.”

I bet a guy could buy a pretty sweet pool hall for that kind of coin...