So tonight I was considering what to do with my life. As I sat thinking, I ended up doing what I usually do in that situation- I started downloading pointless movies to watch.
So I was watching MacGyver, and I was struck by how SLOW he was. And I got to thinking, hey! MacGyver is more than 10 years old, and while the Phoenix Foundation may have known what they were doing then, there are sure to be mods that even I could come up with to make MacGyver fast enough to be effective against today's super criminals and terrorists.
I gave him a cold air intake kit, and a high flow exhaust tip that turns one hole into two for maximum air flow, and to make the ladies melt with desire yo. And then, for safety I included some Xenon hyper-bright nipple indicators so that the Phoenix Foundation chopper can find him even duct taped face down in the mud. Those lights are like ohhhhhhhh... SNAP!!!
To keep on topic, I heard Richard Dean Anderson drives a 944! And he runs a 50 shot of Nawwwws. Don't even try foolin with it, you'll get owned son!
Yo yo- I gotta call my manager and see how many millions I made today suckas!