[Bill Douglas]

Nurses. I ended up in accident and emergency a while ago and had to sit around for hours. I had all the nurses worked out. That one is very nice, that one was a slut when she was at school, I'm in love with Portuguese Maria, that one is smart, that one is a bit dopey but good looking. Another patient looked doubtfully at the dopey looking one and said "Are you sure you're a nurse?" and she said "actually I'm a doctor."

So you never know with nurses - and non-nurses. And the one who I thought was probably a slut, I was probably just jealous I wasn't one of the guys on her dance card.