[Zeke]

One of the most succesful ass bandits I ever knew saying was, "Chase them until they catch you." This fellow was far from good looking, but smooth as they came. He never said anything inappropriate and always had a smile ready.

What he would have done is pull his car into the wash area and started to fumble around a bit with just a pleasant hello and a nod. He would have looked just a little disorganized and needy. He would have let her start the conversation and would have kept her at just the right distance until she couldn't stand it. He would have had her in the Porsche and down the road in 30 minutes.

This guy scored every time. In his day, it was a '58 Corvette.