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Originally Posted by porsche tech
Distraction. Spill your soda and say, “didn’t we go to high school together?”
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What the local maori kids say to a gang coming the other way when they don't really want to get beaten up.
Gang A "Where is yous from?"
Gang B "Where is
yous from?"
Gang A "We is from Tokaroa."
Gang B "Do you know John."
Gang A "John. John who drives a ford?"
Gang B "Yeah, that's him, he's my cousin."
Gang A "Hey, he's my cousin too. That mean we is cousins, hahahaha."
Bloodbath averted I guess.