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It really bothers me when they use euphemisms and cliches to embellish the car. Such as:
"Looks good for a 40 year old car" = paint is chipped, trim is scuffed, seats are wrinkled and cracked
"No noticeable rust" = sure as hell there's rust but I won't tell you where
"Honest driver" = piece of junk but it moves under its own power
"Believed to be original paint" = maybe not every panel has been repainted
"Many tasteful upgrades" = tacky, goofy frankencar
"Sure to increase in value" = listed at 30% above market price
"No known accidents" = there's inches deep of filler but who knows why
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