Did someone say nightstand spoon?
Cannot think of a better oh-crap-what-the-F-is-going-down than a wheel spoon.
Also agree a 12 gauge is a great compliment. And a phone dialed to 911 since I live in SoCal and need legal backup.
I think I should rethink the 686 as it's just too nice for this role - if ever used (pray never) it would not come back to me.