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Originally posted by }{arlequin
The best part is that he doesn't even realize what a great car he could have for that money.
No, I think the best part is the fact that he DOESN'T own a Porsche (or a Benz, or a BMW, for that matter!) People like that should not be allowed to buy anything but a Honduh. Imagine what he'd do with a 911? I can just see it now:
- Bling! Bling 20" shiny chrome wheels
- Clear taillight lenses
- Ugly spoilers (Oh, wait, it would actually be functional on a 911, nevermind!)
- Neon lights under car
- Stereo pumping out crappy music
- 'Aero' scoop on roof of car
- front hood vents (remember, I'm talking 911 here!)
- Side Z3 hood vents
- Lighted windshield washer nozzles
- Fart can exhaust.

No sir, people like that need to be kept far away from P-cars!

-Z.
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