I would like to DEMAND a constitutional amendment so that I can marry my 911. Then I could expect that my free health insurance from my employer would cover all the sicknesses and maintenance issues. Would really be nice... she could stay home on the charger all day while I work.
Should my dearly beloved become disabled, especially 'on the job', I will expect the State of California's Workman's Compensation Program to cover that too.
I feel that my rights as a taxpayer are being infringed upon by the licenses granting spousal rights to partners in San Francisco, and I cannot bestow these rights on my beloved Porsche partner of 11 years. We have tried to have a civil union conferred in Oregon, but there were some envionmental issues.
Once this union is sanctified and certified, I could then take up with my 944 on the side, and possibly be in a position to marry her if the 911 starts making too many demands.
My Mercedes will undoubtedly take umbrage at all of this, but I tend to only be with her when I am in Nevada (a non-community property state).
I have written my congressman about this, but have not yet heard back.
P.S. Do you think this pic makes her a$$ look too big????
