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"Alec Baldwin denies rumors that he fired missile into Poland

Los Angeles, CA - Following multiple reports that a missile had been fired into Nato member state Poland, actor Alec Baldwin categorically denied the rumors that he was the one who pulled the trigger. “Look, I know I have a history of firearms misuse on set, but that Poland business has nothing to do with me.”*

The Hollywood Foreign Press was quick to defend the actor against reports that he had mishandled a missile launcher prior to the incident that killed two Polish citizens. “I want to emphasize that Mr. Baldwin in no way thought that the controls for the missile launcher were a toy,” said the spokesperson for the film Baldwin was working on.*

Baldwin was seen dawning a disguise with fake glasses and a mustache before returning to his trailer after his press conference. “This is just my… going out to lunch disguise - I mean, I’ll be right back,” said the Hollywood celebrity before slipping into his trailer."