I was taken advantage of.
I was crushing real bad on one of the secretaries in the office who was really attractive. I was always doing things for her and covering for dumb things she did. One night I get a call. She and some guy she picked up at a bar went up to the office and kind of messed up the couch in the lounge. She got home and had an "Oh NOOOOO" moment. She wondered if I could get into the office early and flip the cushions on the couch. I was such a Casper Milk-toast in those days. But at least I was not invisible.
