[mjohnson]

Maybe a little staged, but I like his channel. My kid really digs the squirrel-olympics...

Cadaverine and putrescine might sub out well for fart spray though.

Then again, I've been reading a doc with the memoirs of a chemist that specialized with organic sulfides/selenides/tellurides. He mentions chemical leaks causing nausea and vomiting miles away and that for months or more a worker reeked of bad things regardless of how they showered or changed clothes. Perhaps this is the path for porch pirates.