It goes like this:
(voice of scam-type salesman announcer)
"Have you ever wanted to obliterate an arbitrary country? ... Thank you for calling Mike and Dan's Nuclear Warhead Delivery Service -- anywhere in the world in 30 minutes or less, or your money back. ... (very fast, softer voice) Offer not valid in Botswana, Lithuania, or Taiwan, some restrictions may apply."
It's funnier if you know that both my room-mate and I work on ballistic missile submarines capable of actually delivering said warhead(s).
Dan