[djmcmath]

That's outstanding, Cliff! If I had a good comedy routine to use, believe me, I would. Has anybody seen the Ren and Stimpy where they're door to door rubber-nipple salesman? I do the horse-man routine to d2d people pretty routinely. Sometimes it totally freaks them out -- those are the ones who never come back. Other people recognize it, then we laugh and talk and I tell them to go away and never come back, usually while brandishing the sword (SWORD!!) that sits next to the door. That works, too. Now if only I could wield a sword against a telemarketer...


Dan