For some reason I joined LinkedIn when another Pelican posted about it decades ago .... I knew I would never need/use it tho' When I realized what I had done
.... I tried to delete my account, but it wasn't easy back then.
So I became a rancher named Hoss instead .... the spam has ceased years ago too!
As soon as I joined, a headhunter who placed me in a job as a youngin' down in FL 20 years earlier contacted me .... he remembered me too
.