uh huh.
First sentence:
Please don't send this to PARF, it's not about him 
Which is to say,
it's about that lying politician, but let's go forward kind of pretending it's not. so it stays in OT
Which is fine with me. I think it is an excellent example of how many lie on resumes. From there, it is all about matter of degree. Sales, politicians... the skill is to 'spin' (lie) just enough to persuade.
The problem for the guy who this thread is "not" about is that he came clean. A good liar would double-down ...
"that school has no record of me? That sounds like a vast scholastic-wing conspiracy!" - something like that. Or, "
Cherokee nation has no records and DNA says not Indian... Can't be, I have high cheek-bones."